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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

LAWL

Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.

Boy: I know.

Girl: I love you!

Boy: I love you more!

*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*

Girl: Where is he?

Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?

Girl: (Starts crying)

Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.

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